Hi, I’m Caroline.

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Yes, that is really me. And it is how I feel on the inside. By way of universal accident, this also became me:

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Yeah, a “beauty queen”. I’m as shocked as you are.

But that’s all part of my past now. I’m really just a twenty-something, single, young professional who left my hometown at 18 in search of whatever the American Dream is these days. I’m easily distracted by shiny things, and I love to put on a show.


It has been a wild ride so far, including winning the Miss Oregon Pageant and  competing at Miss America, getting inside Portland’s fashion scene, and even having an article published on Cosmopolitan.com.  I fell in love with the outdoors, I kissed some frogs (and some princes), and I let the travel bug bite me. I’ve lived in the Midwest, Pacific Northwest, and now the South. Real talk: I’ve had at least three hair reinventions. Proof:

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This blog is the true, living diary of a girl who wants to live in bold colors and laugh through the crazy. This is not a glossy, polished blog yet, and I’ll never promise perfection, but I’ll be candid. And I’ll try to make it better every time. And there will be GIFs.

If you’d like to get to know me, you can find me here:

instagram: dorky_chick_in_lipstick

twitter: dorkychick_x

facebook: facebook.com/dorkychickinlipstick

fanmail/angry letters: dorkychickinlipstick@gmail.com

myspace: just kidding.

If you’ve read my little blog before, thank you for your support and welcome back. I missed you. If you’re new to the blog. RUN!!! GET OUT IT ISN’T SAFE!!!! Jk, you’re fine. Let’s have some fun 😉



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