Fall = jeans season. An American wardrobe staple, the industry couldn’t be more ready for the cooler-weather-meets-back-to-school explosion. The fashion industry can’t seem to break away from these two-legged garments, and so has no choice but to capitalize on their wardrobe staying-power with BS articles like “New Ways to Wear Jeans”…
These magazines are wrong.
The Skinny, the Boyfriend, the High-waist, the Crop, etc. are different ways of wearing the same damn pants. Just because someone’s jeans are particularly baggy or dangerously muffin-toppy doesn’t mean it is different or new! It just means it is more expensive for once uncool people to wear their jeans!
LIES, I TELL YOU! LIES!
Fortunately for you, darling readers, I have been working with my elite style team [of one] to put together what are, in fact, new ways to wear your jeans.
The J’Scarf: Perfect for the autumn chill
The Urban Un-turban: For a quick disguise…
The “PSYCH!” : Because who doesn’t want to look like they are running mid-air in the opposite direction
The No Quarters? No Problem: All your shirts are in the wash? Well that is what jeans are for.
InStyle or IN DENIAL??
*facepalm* I know, I know.
Nothing wrong with a little silliness on a Tuesday night, right? Thank you to InStyle for showing up at my door every month, I promise I actually love you. Apologies to Olivia Wilde for writing on her face with white-out, I know it wasn’t comfortable. Now go out there and be stylish, you!
Now that I’ve repurposed all my jeans, what to do about pants…..?