Unfortunately with this being a “fashion week” and all, I can’t leave the house in my family guy boxers and fuzzy purple slippers.
I’ve had to instead wear less-classy options for frolicking amongst the fashion-fabulous of Portland.
I had a lot of laundry this week… but here’s what I came up with…
Night one: I didn’t know what I was getting into, and decided I wanted to fly solo, so I chose a predominantly black motif with a sleek hairdo. Recognize those H&M pants? They are from my mystery shopping blog and also from my promo shoot with Levy Moroshan! See? Nothing wrong with getting some bang for your buck!
Oh, did you come alone? So did I…… *wink wink*
Uh-er-uh-lemme just—uhm– yeah…
Nothing creepy about that face…….
Crouching Caroline hidden friends…..
Just me looking ravishing and stylish and ready for a night of amaaaazingness … and also like I’ve been watching you sleep…
Night two! The weather was crazy crazertons today, but warmed up by the time to roll out. I opted for my Target super-find that you might remember from the blog where I destroyed my finger, and I paired it with snakeskin BCBG black pants (my faves) and nude DV wedges.
Who let the huge snake into my house?!?!?!
Jaykayyy it’s just my leg in fierce fabric! You should be more scared of my weird smile-growl pose. Why do I make decisions to take pictures like that?
Hey everyone look at my fancy tricks^^ followed by a series of pictures that sort of show you my outfit:
If I don’t wear something with color on it tomorrow then I’ve become a total hypocrite fashionista.
They’ll probably blacklist me.
Or black and white list me….
Once you get done laughing at that hilarious joke, I hope you have a great night. I’ll report back on tonight’s awesome show at Produce Row in the morning.